Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!

What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!